Sunday, 22 November 2009.
I HATE ATC.

PEOPLE I'M BACK FROM ATC ^^
YOU ALL HAVE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM , BACK FROM THAT TORTUROUS PLACE ^^
I ALSO DIED THERE X.X
THE CAMP IS VERY TORTUROUS, THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY.

THEY SAY THEY'LL LEAVE ME A VERY GOOD IMPRESSION OF ATC.
YEAH RIGHT, I HAD A VERY FUN TIME THERE AND MARK MY WORDS MAN : I'M NOT GOING BACK FOR STC NEXT YEAR ^^
BY HOOK OR BY CROOK I'M GONNA BUY AN MC OR DO OTHER THINGS TO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER.

OKAY SO THESE ARE THE GROSS THINGS I DID DURING ATC :

I DIDN'T BATHE FOR 2 DAYS AND I HAD REALLY GREASY HAIR AND STICKY BODY. MORALE OF THE STORY : TREASURE YOUR BATHROOM, HUG IT, KISS IT OR ELSE WHEN IT'S GONE ... YOU'LL KNOW HOW TO SPELL "GROSS".

EATING STRAIGHT FROM CANS AND PACKET FOOD. MORALE OF THE STORY : PEOPLE TREASURE YOUR NICENICENICE FOOD BEFORE IT'S GONE.

AND OF COURSE WHAT HAPPENED (SUMMARIZED):

WHEN WE WENT KAYAKING WE JUST WORE THE LIFEJACKET-LOOKALIKE THING AND THEY JUST CALLED US TO FLOAT ON SEAWATER (NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE HOW DIRTY THE WATER IS OKAY) AND THEY MADE OUR SHOES MUDDY AND SANDY AND SALTY AND WATERY AND STILL HAVE THE CHEEK TO NOT ALLOW US WASH-UP (THE ONLY WASH UP WAS OUR PATEHTIC 5 MINUTES CHANGE OF CLOTHES ).

WE WENT THERE AND SATISFIED THE MOSQUITOES AND ANTS BY FEEDING THEM WITH OUR SWEET BLOOD AND NOW, I HAVE LIKE 7 MOSQUITOES BITES JUST ON MY RIGHT BACK PALM.

WE STOOD IN THE RAIN TO LOWER DOWN THE FLAG JUST TO SATISFY THE CAMERA MAN. GO AND DIE.

IN ORDER TO LIGHTEN OUR WASHING BURDEN, SOME OF OUR GROUP MEMBERS ACHIEVED ENERGY BY POURING MILO POWDER INTO THEIR MOUTH. TRY IT AND YOU WILL SEE HOW PATHETIC WE ARE.

OUR CAMPFIRE NIGHT WAS RUINED BY THE RAIN SO IN THE END IT BECAME "CAMPTORCHLIGHT".

I MOST DELICIOUS I ATE WAS CHEAP MAGGIE NOODLES.

THIS IS HOW WE WASH OUR UTENSILS : HOLD IT UNDER DRINKING WATER , DRY IT, AND KEEP IT. YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT SOAPING IT.

THE PLACE WE SLEPT WAS REALLY SQUEEZY AND THERE WERE A LOT OF BLOODY ANTS WHICH BITES.

THE SIR AND MA'AMS LOVES TO TORTURE US DDDDDDDDDDDD;

I'M NOT GOING TO GO YADAYADA BLAHBLAHBLAH ABOUT THE CAMP BECAUSE WHAT I TYPE WILL END UP HAVING VULGARS ALL OVER THE PLACE AND ME SUFFERING FROM HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE.

OKAY SO THAT'S HOW MY WORST CAMP IS.

I STILL FEEL ITCHY LA, DON'T TELL ME GOT ANTS ON ME K.

Posted by P.Yuhuiz. on 5:45 pm